Making a hat entirely out of dried cucumber every day until Reddit says it’s perfect

47 Comments

1. 

   Global_You8515 10 hours ago

   It’s perfect.

   Now don’t ever do it again.

2. 

   James_Plan 10 hours ago

   hahah op did you learn this from that one guy- oh! its the guy himself. wonderful work.

3. 

   XandiloquenceBizarre 10 hours ago

   Also chicken lo mein w/ noodles from scratch

4. 

   Sparklespanx 10 hours ago

   Dug you on Crowd Control, my dude.

5. 

   Nanaramana 10 hours ago

   i knew it could only be the man himself <3

6. 

   toot_suite 10 hours ago

   Is this motherfucking xandiloquence

7. 

   aromero 10 hours ago

   

8. 

   dancingwtdevil 10 hours ago

   Why am I not surprised The author is op

9. 

   Lopsided_Tiger_0296 10 hours ago

   Omg I’m such a big fan of you, this is perfect

10. 

    sheesh_doink 10 hours ago

    AHH Xandiloquence, fancy seeing you here.

11. 

    Fideothecat 10 hours ago

    Is it sorting the noodles?

12. 

    LemonRemon 10 hours ago

    Can you make a bowl out of the cucumber hat?

13. 

    Mulliganasty 10 hours ago

    

14. 

    fake_redzepi 10 hours ago

    It’s perfect! I was suffering until I saw this post

15. 

    PotLuckyPodcast 9 hours ago

    Fuck yeah! I love seeing Dropout-famous people on reddit.

16. 

    False-Clue7541 9 hours ago

    Is dried cucumber used regularly somewhere?

17. 

    kaydizzlesizzle 9 hours ago

    Lol do you watch Dropout?

18. 

    chelsanchez 9 hours ago

    You can stop now

19. 

    this_sparks_joy_joy 9 hours ago

    I didn’t know my day needed this

20. 

    DonutWhole9717 9 hours ago

    … Dried cucumber? It’s all water. Is it as paper mache-y as it looks?

21. 

    ReubenTrinidad619 9 hours ago

    Xandiloquence! I recognized beauty immediately.

22. 

    Jeramy_Jones 9 hours ago

    Please join us in r/shittyfoodporn, your talents are wasted here.

23. 

    HollowHyppocrates 9 hours ago

    Oh you bought that guys bo- oh wait it’s you!

24. 

    vtncomics 8 hours ago

    It’s not a hat unless you can place it on a noggin

25. 

    InternalOlive9030 8 hours ago

    Have you been watching standup comedy recently?

26. 

    NowListenHereBitches 8 hours ago

    Chi-chan finna leave her man when she see that carrot

27. 

    Champagne_of_piss 8 hours ago

    Holy shit it’s him!!!

    Excellent work brother!

28. 

    MarlenHamsic 7 hours ago

    The man himself! Big fan of your work mr bizarre

29. 

    Life-Landscape5689 7 hours ago

    House Slytherin!

30. 

    Known-Relationship71 7 hours ago

    Do a fedora with safari flaps next, please!

31. 

    reggie4gtrblz2bryant 7 hours ago

    OH MY FUCKING GOD MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING. THIS SUB IS REACHING CRITICALLY.

32. 

    Al-Pillan 7 hours ago

    Gryffindor!

33. 

    Saaka_Souffle 7 hours ago

    Love your hats Xandiloquence

34. 

    geekolojust 7 hours ago

    *Processing img ad6umb3d7mzf1…*

35. 

    xnachtmahrx 6 hours ago

    That carrot could be used as a door stopper. Maybe you should focus on that carrot action first and go full julienne on that ass

36. 

    asula_mez 6 hours ago

    Chive crossover when?!

    That lo mein looks absolutely scrumptious btw.

    https://preview.redd.it/m6ul0wsjamzf1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c287df87d49bf40ae55847d09475b27ce5ec433

37. 

    Evil-Ed 6 hours ago

    Salutations xandiloquence!! Its already perfect my whimsical friend!

38. 

    thrax_mador 6 hours ago

    This is the kind of ambition only a Slytherin could have. 

39. 

    yourelovely 6 hours ago

    Who put you up to this

40. 

    mattisnerdy 6 hours ago

    

41. 

    theextremelymild 6 hours ago

    The one and only….

42. 

    Hestia_9393 6 hours ago

    Holy shit it’s Xandiloquence! Glad to have you here, your hats are just as perfect as always

43. 

    DunstonCzechsOut 6 hours ago

    Xandilquence the III tis you?

44. 

    Ssme812 6 hours ago

    Looks like paper

45. 

    weebawobba420 6 hours ago

    Xandiloquence??

46. 

    Intelligent_Slip_849 6 hours ago

    …why are you known for this already?

47. 

    CaptainOfTheBananas 6 hours ago

    If you don’t then you will suffer.